Man using Facebook news feed for cardiac stress test

A 36 year-old man is using his Facebook news feed to measure how his heart reacts to stress in an uncontrolled online environment. His blood pressure response will be examined as he grows infuriated by inane posts on social media.

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Facebook friend always having much better time than you

A social media user is winning the game of life through regular online status updates. Charlotte White, 26, has been providing copious evidence of a vastly superior lifestyle, destroying all competition in the process. Her Facebook statistics are exemplary including a 93% like-to-friend ratio, zero negative comments and an average of 25 ‘love’ emoticons per post. 

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Apocalypse imminent after teen smartphone goes missing

The Universe will implode at midnight if a teenager's smartphone is not recovered, it has emerged. Cosmologists warned today that the 'Big Crunch' is highly likely unless a Samsung Galaxy J3 can be returned to a deeply tormented adolescent.

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6am gym freak must be silenced, warn colleagues

Office workers have agreed that their smug 'gym-before-work' colleague will be viciously gagged, if he mentions his morning workout routine again.

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