Man vows to live life as one big apology

A man has committed to his long-term girlfriend that he will live his life as a massive grovelling apology.

"She had an argument with her mother about a cake recipe, and I've accepted full responsibility for her emotions," said boyfriend of 6 years, Tim Baker. "She was clearly in her right to call me an insensitive f$@king prick."

"Her period is also my fault. I could and should have done more."

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