An IT developer, who did not want to be named, commented "I spend up to 6 hours a day away from my desk. My diary is brimming with bogus internal meetings and sham workshops. If necessary I will put an 'out of order' sign on the disabled toilet door and lock myself away. Yesterday I had 12 Facebook notifications, 7 Whatsapp messages, 3 Tinder matches and an invitation to play Pet Rescue Saga. Do you expect me to get through this backlog at my desk? Well do you?"
As productivity worsens business owners are trying to find novel ways of coaxing staff back to their desks. To render the seated position ineffective, the UK Chartered Management Institute suggests replacing western models with Asian style squat toilets.