A pregnant commuter has accepted a gentleman's offer to sit down on the train, and she is now expecting a head and neck massage. 29 year-old Laura Smith from Watford would also appreciate a free hot drink, if it's not too much fucking bother.

"HELLLLOOOOOO. I'm 3 months pregnant," announced Laura, after waiting 10 long seconds to be offered a seat. "Don't pretend you didn't see the bump or the badge. Can somebody get me a coffee please? I shouldn't really have to ask. Can we open a window? My foetus needs more air. Will somebody read my book to me now? You really should have offered."

Laura then yelled at the man sitting besides her because he was not yet massaging her scalp.