A London office worker has been aggressively justifying his ‘quiet weekend’. 28 year-old Lee Holmes has the felt need to belligerently qualify the statement ‘I did not get up to much’ with stories about how preceding weekends had been ‘absolutely mental’ and ‘totally batshit crazy’.
“Just
had a quiet one,” said Lee, when asked by his colleague in the office kitchen
on Monday morning. “The last few weekends have been ‘off the richter scale’,
and I needed time to chillax. It’s very unusual for me. The next few weekends
are going to be huge, so it was completely justified. Are you listening to me?
I said it was completely justified. Did I tell you about that insane electro
rave party in Latvia last month? I did? Are you sure?”